A scaly fish man rising from the ocean.
That creepy kid in the Victorian hat from The Omen.
A monster that appears behind you in the mirror.
A horse that walks upright on two legs and he wants to kill ya.
A big rat, but the rat’s got two heads and human legs.
A motorbike that’s become sentient and makes giant spiders webs.
A skeleton that talks. And he’s a real nasty bastard.
A ghost, but that’s terrifying, you know, like basically the opposite of Casper.
A massive snake, but with the head of Kelsey Grammer.
Not that his face is particularly scary, it’d just be odd to see it on an adder.
A werewolf. Or maybe just a standard wolf.
But it’s fur is made of poisonous metal spikes and it’s hungry for its lunch.
All this stuff is frightening but it pales in comparison
To the way I feel about you, baby - it’s embarrassing.
Spook me up!
I want to feel the full horror of your love.
Spook me up!
Dig your teeth into my neck and taste the blood.
Go ahead, please, fill your cup
But it would be great if you could just leave a little for me
‘Cause I tend to get lightheaded very easily.
Zombies, but proper old fashioned ones that are slow.
A weird old lady who seems pretty intent on turning you into a toad.
Paddington Bear, but he’s completely inside out.
Peppa Pig but huge and a real pig, and she can breathe fire from her snout.
All the people you went to school with talking for eternity
About mortgage rates and showing you endless pictures of their babies,
But you can’t escape, you’re chained to the floor, and also you’ve got no eyelids
You can’t even remember their names, you probably haven’t seen them since the 90s.
The physical embodiment of every phobia you’ve ever had.
It’s hard to imagine, but if you saw it you’d sh*t your pants.
A clown. Just standing there. Naked.
And instead of genitalia, he’s just got an old balloon that’s deflated.
All this stuff is frightening but it pales in comparison
To the way I feel about you, baby - it’s embarrassing.
Spook me up!
I want to feel the full horror of your love.
Spook me up!
Dig your teeth into my neck and taste the blood.
I get the feeling you’re thirsty
So by all means, please feast on me
Just don’t feast too greedily.
Leave enough so I could safely operate machinery if need be.
All the tracks are full of life, full of power and mostly full of fun! I really enjoy every single one of these tracks and I can't wait to receive it on vinyl :D Thanks Rob! rubenoost20
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020
Comedian Chris Gethard’s hilarious new surprise album is devoted to the great state of New Jersey, and the great state of New Jersey alone. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 18, 2019
this is an amazing little album, as should be expected from rob. it's fascinating to hear something that was recorded way back in 2008 for the first time.
the compositions are all stellar, and I dig the album's distinctive stylistic blend. definitely worth a buy! lyra