Baby, would I lie to you?
Baby, do you think I’m lying to you?
Uh, would I ever lie to you?
You know, baby, I would never ever lie to you.
I think of you when I’m alone
I’ve been to London, Paris and Tokyo
You know that I could be your Romeo
But you treating me like Pinocchio.
Uh, you treating me like a little wooden boy
Well, girl, I’m telling you for you I do got wood, and boy!
I’d let you pull my strings any day; I’m your puppet baby
Spinning right round and round, like a record player.
You’re running round my thoughts everyday
Doing laps of the tennis courts in my brain.
Let’s stop, take a break, we could go to Stockholm
Or another capital city like Helsinki or Rome.
Home? We could stay in, get a pizza watch some Netflix.
Kisses on the sofa from Brett’s lips.
We could share a tray of jumbo fish and chips.
Pop the cork on a bottle of cheap fizz.
I think of you when I’m alone
I’ve been to London, Paris and Tokyo
You know that I could be your Romeo
But you treating me like Pinocchio.
Seems like I’m always flying solo
Whether to London, Paris or Tokyo
I don’t have to be this lonely, though
But you keep treating me like Pinocchio.
Uh. Well I’ve Seen the film and I don’t resemble the character
In any way. And anyway, who made you a barrister
Of character assassination? So in the animation
You’d be the bad guy fox, giving me aggravation.
You’re saying I’m a liar, that my pants are on fire
My attire’s noncombustible, it’s stylish and functional.
Let’s put this all behind us, I’m a lover not a fighter
That’s what makes me so damn loveable.
Baby, would I lie to you?
Baby, do you think I’m lying to you?
Uh, would I ever lie to you?
You know, baby, I would never ever lie to you.
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020
Comedian Chris Gethard’s hilarious new surprise album is devoted to the great state of New Jersey, and the great state of New Jersey alone. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 18, 2019
supported by 14 fans who also own “Pinocchio 2020”
All the tracks are full of life, full of power and mostly full of fun! I really enjoy every single one of these tracks and I can't wait to receive it on vinyl :D Thanks Rob! rubenoost20